he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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