Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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