I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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