He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
