? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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