How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Randomize