So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
i think i just lost a toe
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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