Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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