do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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