Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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