I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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