there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I think your dad took our porno
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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