I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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