There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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