I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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