He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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