i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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