After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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