Got a toothbrush?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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