Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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