so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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