As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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