arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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