This girl is more easily done than said...
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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