Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You're a waste of cheezeits
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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