So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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