Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
3pm strippers are depressing
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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