I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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