do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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