I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
What a dumb baby whore.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
