If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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