Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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