we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
