why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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