Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I said "one day" and that day is not today
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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