then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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