i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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