Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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should my penis look like a turkey
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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