So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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