Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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