How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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