11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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