Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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