Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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