New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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