I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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