Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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