Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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