What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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