When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So squirting runs in the family.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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