Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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