my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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