it hurts more in the daytime
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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