mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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