We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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