You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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