Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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