I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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