Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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