did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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